btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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