Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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