I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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