i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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