the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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