You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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