Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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