i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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