I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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