Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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