What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
operation harelip BJ is a go
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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