You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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