Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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