just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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