dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My life is pants optional.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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