Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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