Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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