My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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