i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
The power of my boobs compel you
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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