ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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