that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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