So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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