quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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