I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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