You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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