trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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