I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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