She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Holy sore nipples Batman
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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