That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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