The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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