Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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