Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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