A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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