i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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