i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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