Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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