Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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