Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Is it penis luge time yet?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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