Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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