I love black thongs
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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