Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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