im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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