Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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