Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my being single is dangerous.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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