Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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