i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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