Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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