So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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