You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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