Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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